OK AN IMPORTANT ADULTHOOD TIP IS THAT YOU NEVER GET TOO OLD TO PRETEND YOU ARE A DRAGON WHEN IT’S COLD AND YOU CAN SEE YOUR BREATH I AM FIRE I AM DEATH I HAVE A 401K PLAN AND MANAGE MY FIBER INTAKE MY CLAWS ARE SPEARS MY WINGS ARE A HURRICANE
if you think that labels don’t matter and nobody should use them, then you’ve probably never experienced the huge, indescribable relief of “oh my god there’s a word for how I feel” and “I’m not the only one”
making fun of body hair is mean and rude and cruel and you shouldn’t do it. people don’t voluntarily choose to have body hair, and if they choose to keep it its their fucking decision and it shouldn’t be ridiculed just because this culture’s weirdly obsessed with hairlessness there’s nothing wrong with hair it’s just hair stop making people feel bad for having it that’s awful
i think its cute how a humans normal reaction to a loud noise is to make a loud noise back
the concept of a “Freudian Slip” just doesn’t make any sex to me at all
Writing in my brain: Beautiful flowing sentences full of powerful phrases and enigmatically witty dialogue.
Writing on the page: They did the thing and said some stuff. There was snark.
hello would u mind holding this it’s my hand but don’t worry I’ll hold yours too and maybe even give you some small potted plants
friday at school i heard some girl in the hall way scream “FOR THE LAST TIME BITCH IM LESBIAN IM NOT TRYING TO STEAL YOUR BOYFRIEND HE SMELLS LIKE KETCHUP ANYWAYS”